On my pilot status...

by **Morfod** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:51 pm

I have been through a lot in the last year. A year ago, I was working 12-hour night shift, with moments that I would spend screaming aloud in a cleanroom by myself just to stay awake enough to last to shift end so I could sleep in my car for a couple hours after work. I had signed a job offer for substantially greater pay that would require me moving out to parts unknown, but still working 12-hour night shifts in cleanrooms.

A year later, I can express that I am happily employed as an engineer building light rail vehicles for public transport. There have been frustrations, but so much less stress than the shiftwork I had taken to be the norm. I was able to purchase a decent computer and move out of my mother's loft. I've gone on many adventures and seen beauty that I have been missing in my own back yard. I've a wonderful companion, with whom I have every intention of spending the rest of my life with (love ya mel!) I've elevated my practice in the kitchen to where I'm bored with eating out; and my company wants to send me to Spain later this year for some advanced training, a mark of high favor in the USA division.

The point is, my life is happy, and it feels...I dunno.

BAD.

I WANT TO H8. I WANT TO SCREAM. I CRAVE THE APOPLECTIC RAGE THAT CYRUS INDUCES WITH HIS WI-FI.

H8 FEEDS THE FOD.

IAMTHEH8
THEH8AMI

by **Morfod** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:56 pm

Bonus points for whoever successfully punctuates the massive run-on sentence. Maximum of two sentences when edited. Good Luck.

by **Mark392** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:12 am

I dare not attempt the studious act of punctuation—I doth, however, venture this fraught assembly of text to embellish only few words. In succeeding lines, I seek only to bequeath to you these few words: I LOVE AND MISS YOU MORF! This, a constant swelling of joy, only disheveled by the lack thereof.

by **melvin** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:11 am

WB buddy.

If DrDon joins the ladder, i will unretire too.

Mark, did you hire code to ghostwrite your forum posts?

)))

(if yes, just answer "oof")

by **Code** » Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:27 pm

Melvin, why.

by **melvin** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:45 am

Sorry code, i couldn't help myself! Don't get too annoyed, gentle ribbing means we like you.

by **Jediluke** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 6:22 am

hehehehehe he said 'swelling of joy' hehehehehe

by **bahamut** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:05 pm

FR8 TRAIN

by **Mark392** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:13 pm

by **melvin** » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:40 am

Knew it