Morfod

# 9 Morf 20

"REMEMBER: TRIX ARE FOR H8."

# 10 Morf 20

"I H8 AND H8 AND H8, BUT THEY DON'T MAKE WATER HOT ENOUGH."

# 8 Dumpster Fire 12

"I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU."

# 8 Dumpster Fire 20

"IT'S NOT 11. I'M UNHAPPY FOR H8."

# 8 Dumpster Fire 20

# 8 Dumpster Fire 20

"TOASTY."

# 8 Dumpster Fire 4

"GG"

# 8 Dumpster Fire 20

"LAPTOP KEYBOARDS ARE GARBAGE ANYWAY."

# 8 Dumpster Fire 17

"HAS THE DUMPSTER FIRE BEEN PUT OUT?!"

# 8 Dumpster Fire 20

"LAG KILLS."

# 8 Dumpster Fire 20

"TAKE H8"

# 8 Dumpster Fire 20

"<3"

# 7 Dumpster Fire 20

"I H8 MAX DISTANCE SMARTS."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 20

"GG, STARTING TO FIGURE IT OUT. COME UP WITH A NEW WRINKLE, QUICK! ;)"

# 7 Dumpster Fire 20

"GREAT GAME, BEST-EVER PLAYER!"

# 7 Dumpster Fire 21

"NOAP."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 10

"GG! PLAYING ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL. GLAD A FEW OLD MOVES STILL WORKED."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 8

"GG"

# 7 Dumpster Fire 20

"I H8 YOU."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 21

"SCRH8PING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL FOR THIS ONE."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 20

"H8TH GEAR IS A REAL THING."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 27

"HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED HOW BAD AT THE GAME YOU WOULD BE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE VULCAN?"

# 7 Dumpster Fire 14

""GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU ARE ALIVE RIGHT NOW?""

# 7 Dumpster Fire 16

"EVERY DUMPSTER HAS HIS DAY."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 20

"REMEMBER: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DUMPSTER FIRES"

# 7 Dumpster Fire 0

"I'M A PILE OF HOT GARBAGE."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 20

"WHEN THERE'S A SEASON: BURN, BURN, BURN"

# 7 Dumpster Fire 21

"SAME TO YOU, VAINIAC."

# 7 Dumpster Fire 20

"A H8-FULED FURNACE"

# 7 Morf 20

"Cyrina asked for my number."

# 7 Morf 20

"GG"

# 7 Morf 20

"GG"

# 7 Morf 20

"I JUST TAKE THE RIGHT H8CUTS."

# 7 Morf -2

"CHEESE THE VULCAN? THAT'S A SUICIDE."

# 7 Morf 20

"CHEESE THE VULCAN, YOU GET H8 SUICIDES."

# 7 Morf 20

"H8TEEN"

# 7 Morf 20

"I'M AWAKE NOW"

# 7 Morf 20

"WELCOME TO SILVER. NOW KNOW YOUR PLACE. ;)"

# 7 Morf 20

"I AM NOT A FREAK D:"

# 7 Morf 20

"GG, well played. I was sloppy."

# 6 Morf 20

">:("

# 6 Morf 20

"GG, P-H8."

# 6 Morf 20

"GG. YOUR HOME LEVEL SUCKS."

# 6 Morf 20

"H3LD HIM TO H8."

# 7 Morf 20

"DISGUSTING. UTTERLY DISGUSTING."

# 6 Morf 11

"Go away."

# 6 Morf 11

"GG, Jedi. You had three good long-distance smarts that were square on."

# 6 Morf 20

"GG. You'll crack me open again soon."

# 6 Morf 20

"GG, nice lasers."

# 6 Morf 8

"GG, nice fusion toward the end. At least a dozen hits."

# 6 Morf 20

"THAT IS NOT A SMALL NUMBER. THAT IS A VERY BIG NUMBER. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!"

# 7 Morf 20

"+5 -7 = Take2"

# 8 Morf 20

"GG, thanks for suggesting it."

# 8 Morf 20

"TY, GG."

# 8 Morf 20

"11 IS MY SECOND FAVORITE NUMBER. NOT NEARLY AS GOOD AS H8, THOUGH."

# 8 Morf 20

"GG. H8 IS STRAIGHTFORWARD HERE. LEFT OR RIGHT. PICK, OR DIE."

# 7 Morf 20

"GG, Vainiac."

# 6 Morf 14

"I want a rematch."

# 10 Morf 20

"GG VAINIAC, GLAD YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR MISSILE GAME GOING."

# 10 Morf 11

"YOU ARE NOW PUBLIC ENEMY #H8"

# 10 Morf 8

"I GOT MY H8 KILLS. YOU JUST HAD TO DIE 13 TIMES FOR ME TO GET THEM."

# 10 Morf 4

"X's only for you, doll."

# 10 Morf 20

"IMAGINE IF I USED ALL H8 SUICIDES..."

# 13 Morf 20

"HEY GUYS, I FOUND THIS NEAT PURPLE GUN, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT IT DOES ONCE YOU TAKE THE GOVERNORS OFF."

# 13 Morf 20

"LISTEN, BUDDY. I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK AND H8FUL OF THOSE SMARTS YOU HANG IN STASIS. YOUR SMARTS ACT LIKE ACTIVE PROXIES, AND ARE SO MUCH WORSE THAN D2 SMART MINES."

# 24 Morf 20

"THERE ARE REMEDIES FOR CONSTIPATION."

- Morf 20

"YOU MEAN THE REACTOR IS FULL OF H8?!"

# 7 Morf 20

"I'M HAVING ISSUES WITH MY MIND. RANK DROPPING UNTIL I FIGURE THIS OUT."

# 7 Morf 20

"WHAT THE HELL IS "MOUSE SMOOTHING" AND WHY IS IT ON?!"

# 7 Morf 20

"That's the joystick H8. I'll figure this out. Now for mouse."

# 7 Morf 8

"THIS IS A DISGRACE."

# 7 Morf 20

"I HOPE YOUR CLUTCH BURNS OUT AND YOUR GEARS GRIND THEMSELVES TO POWDER WITH HOW HARD YOU SLAMMED THAT PYRO INTO REVERSE."

# 7 Morf 20

"THERE WILL BE BLOOD."

# 7 Morf 20

"THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT SILVER SHALL BE POURED OUT LIKE WATER."

# 7 Morf 20

"THEN NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A H8GESTION."

# 7 Morf 20

"WHY? BECAUSE I AM MAD AND SILVER NEEDS TO PAY."

# 6 Morf 16

"Tried to H8 train thsi one back into contest, but his missile hoarding tactics worked."

# 6 Morf 20

"H8 AND H8IOUS."

# 5 Morf 20

"GRUMPLEH8SKINS."

# 5 Morf 20

"NOMORE ELEVENZ"

# 5 Morf 20

"IF I LET THE REACTOR H8 ME AT 0 SHIELDS, IS IT A SACRIFICE OR A SUICIDE?"

# 5 Morf 20

"WHAT DO YOU THE YEAST THAT GOES INTO YOUR VIRTUAL BREAD?"

# 4 Morf 20

"BUT, WHERE ARE THE SMARTS?"

# 4 Morf 20

"THIS CONFUSES AND ANGERS ME."

# 4 Morf 20

"GG"

# 4 Morf 20

"LISTEN, H8-O..."

# 4 Morf 20

"THERE IS GR8 H8, THEN THERE IS 3^!L H8"

# 4 Morf 20

"GOOD H8."

# 4 Morf 20

"F4ST AND H8IOUS"

# 3 Morf 28

"JUST SHOOT UP IN HERE AMONGST US, ONE 'US GOT TO HAVE RELIEF!"

# 3 Morf 20

"GG VAINIAC. MVP TO VAINIAC'S CONNECTION."

# 3 Morf 20

"I'M PRETTY SURE I SHOWED YOU HOW IT SHOULDN'T BE PLAYED :D"

# 3 Morf 20

"GG, IT WAS A FUN RUN."

# 3 Morf 20

"Very well done, b2af!"

# 3 Morf 22

"IT'S THE WINTER OF DISCONTENT ALL OVER AGAIN. OR IS IT THE SUMMER OF H8?!"

# 3 Morf 20

"BUT HE CAN'T GET A DEMOTION CHALLENGE!"

# 3 Morf 23

"Callin it quits, silver wants blood and I've had a couple drinks."

# 3 Morf 20

"MORF-FACT #636: MORFOD ENJOYS MINT ICE CREAM THE MOST, WITH A SPECIAL EXCEPTION FOR THE CHOCOLATE PRALINE CRUNCH ICE CREAM FROM THE PENN STATE CREAMERY."

# 3 Morf 20

"MORF-FACT #365: MORFOD STUBS HIS TOE BEFORE BIG GAMES TO INSPIRE HIS PLAYING."

# 3 Morf 20

"MORF-FACT #407: MORFOD HAD FUN ONCE. HE H8ED IT."

# 12 Morf 21

"MORF-FACT #044: ON THE H8TH DAY, GOD CREATED MORFOD, AND SAW THAT HE WAS FURIOUS."

# 12 Morf 20

"MORF-FACT #287: MORFOD ONLY PLAYS TO A SCORE OF H8, AFTER THAT IT IS JUST BLIND RAGE."

# 12 Morf 20

"MORF-FACT #113: MORFOD'S FAVORITE COLOR IS THE LETTER H8."

# 52 Morf 20

"HELLO! THANK-YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO MORF-FACTS. MORFOD YODELS AFTER ABOUT FIVE DRINKS. THIS FACT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY MELVIN IN PERSON."

# 55 Morf 26

"YOU MAKE A LOT OF NOISE FOR SOMEONE WHO WON'T DIE."

# 55 Morf 16

"I wish the game wouldn't lie to me like that."

# 55 Morf 13

"It's the only level you are good at."

- Morf 17

"WE WANT BAHAMUT."

# 10 Morf 20

"Baddest man in the whole damn town!"

# 10 Morf 20

"And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown!"

# 9 Morf 20

"GG. IT'S A NEAT H8BOX."

# 9 Morf 14

"The best part was when the game glitched and I wound up passing through the exit shaft when picking up a missile. The game ended saying I had exited the mine!"

# 9 Morf 11

"GG. Solid vendetta."

# 9 Morf 6

"GG."

# 9 Morf 7

"GG."

# 9 Morf 9

"GG, excellent lasers."

# 9 Morf 20

"It's like he has Cyrus' vulcan, but that he's actually fun to play!"

# 10 Morf 20

"SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE JOYSTICK. LET THIS BE LESSON FOR YOU."

# 9 Morf 16

"IF YOU KNEW HOW TO ACCEPT PACKETS, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE, MELVIN."

# 9 Morf 20

"LIKE I SAID: CONFUSED AND UPSET."

# 8 Morf 17

"THE H8 TRAIN HAS H6 CARS."

# 7 Morf 20

"WAT HPPNZ 2 T045T3RZ?!"

# 6 Morf 20

"GG. At least three."